A lot goes on in this crazy world we live in, but nothing unordinary. That was until a woman in Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania discovered a dog walking on the sidewalk upon walking out her front door. As if it came straight out of a cartoon, the dog was colored a bright red, and was 5 feet tall. First I found this big ol doggie walking on the sidewalk,
she stated, and when it saw me open my door, it came up a running at me, scaring the bejeezus out of me, I done almost shot it. Before I could do anything it came up and tackled me and started licking my face. I thought it was like a scary monster walking about, lord knows we got enough of them.
Clearly still hysterical from the ordeal, she continued saying that she called 911 for a big red dog, but the operator didn't send anyone at first, thinking that she is just another prank caller. We get these kinds of calls all the time, usually from elders who lost it, or simply prank callers.
He said. She called again. When she called a 2nd time, I thought, 'okay, she must be on something,' and I entertained her as I sent out one police unit.
This time the operator did send out a police car, expecting to arrest someone with and consuming illegal substances. But, when the police got there, lo and behold, a big red dog was there waiting for them.
What happened to the dog, nobody knows. The current theory is the dog was taken by the government to study. Currently there is a search for the parents of the dog and find out how something like this could happen. For all we know, there could be a whole species of big red dogs we haven't discovered yet, but, yet again, nobody knows. All we know is the internet won't believe it.